Hockey Joke

Three hockey fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Calgary fan took off his cap and placed it
over her right breast.

The Vancouver fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.

Following their lead, the Edmonton fan took off his cap and placed it over
her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Calgary cap, replaced it, and wrote
down some notes.

Next, he lifted the Vancouver cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more
notes.

The officer then lifted the Edmonton cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Edmonton fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something?  Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"

"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under an Edmonton Oilers hat, I find an asshole."